Thursday, December 27, 2007

It Was All A Lie?

So after all the allegations and all the information that surfaced because of the original tape Raz-B is seen recanting his story on the whole thing and denying everything that was said.

As we say over at my Crunk Fam Something in the milk definitely ain't clean with this here. He cant even look in the camera this time around and his whole demeanor looks totally different. One could say it's because he know what he did was bogus but one could also think that the apology was BS and something or someone else is behind this. Now i like everybody have heard the whole "The bloods threatened him and made him change his story" and all this other ole hearsay but I'm not going to post that.

All i want is for the Real DeMario ''Raz-B" Thorton to stand up and straighten this out because his credibility is dwindling faster than a concert where Kelly Rowland is a surprise guest singing her whole Ms.Kelly Cd.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

The B2K Situation



OK i like everyone else have seen and heard about the B2K and Raz-B thing going on and if you have been living under a rock (or Aretha's second stomach) then here is the recap.






Now there are a whole lot of questions one could raise about this thing but I don't plan on doing that on this site so i will just move on.

Well........one tiny question.....Why was Ricky trying to roll up a blunt during this filming? One can only assume they caught him off guard or something right?

Man i hope so cause that is not a good look at all!

Chris has denied the allegations but who would be surprised at that? Michael Jackson maybe but not me.

All jokes aside this is some sick shit and i hope for the sake of Chris's life he didn't mess with the kids because i could see the punishment for that being crazy. On the other hand i hope Raz-B is not making up anything. That would not be good for his ass either (No Pun intended)

Yung Gangsta!



The Atlanta-based rapper failed to show up at Cleveland Municipal Court for his arraignment Wednesday on a felony charge of carrying a concealed weapon.
Prosecutor Gayle Williams said Joc was considered a fugitive and a judge issued a warrant for the rapper's arrest.
The rapper's attorney, Stanley Jackson, Jr., apologized and explained his client was out of town on personal and family business but stressed that he was maintaining his innocence.
Joc, whose real name is Jasiel Robinson, was arrested at Cleveland Hopkins Airport Sunday, after trying to board a Delta flight to Atlanta with a loaded semiautomatic handgun and ammunition in his carry-on bag.
Joc, 27, told authorities he was unaware the gun was in his luggage. He was released Monday on $50,000 bail.
On Wednesday, Municipal Judge Michael John Ryan doubled the rapper's bond to $100,000. The charge against him could result in a possible sentence of up to 18 months.
(courtesy of Yahoo)

OK I have to ask is Yung Jasiel trying to channel his inner Katt Williams or something with this mess? Don't he know T.I is going to have a going away to prison party pretty soon for carrying weapons of mass destruction? I know he didn't think they was going to let him on the plane with that gun especially after seeing him beat himself in the chest with that super size me chain. They were probably jealous but what the hell Joc? Did you forget who you were? You made lyrics like "Any Many Minny Mo" into a song! I mean as the same with The Dream(learning to count to 10) it's very good you learned to pronounce vowels and all of those things at the age of 24 but the world does not need to hear that mess. Take a sugar cookie and move on!

Anyway i would like to see how he will be trying to justify this one. Did someone tell him the man in the seat in front of him in Row 18 seat B (yes he was flying coach) was going to say that his chain was fake? Kinda makes you wonder............Well not really! Just expect to see him blowing up the Mix tape circuit, that's if the judge doesn't blow him up first!

Friday, December 14, 2007

RIP Pimp C




Yesterday was the funeral for Pimp-C in Port Arthur, TX and as expected there were a lot of people who came out to pay their final respects for the fallen artist. You have of course Bun-B, Chamillionaire, Mike Jones, Slim Thug accompanied by LeToya Luckett and many other people. It was a sad occasion I'm sure but there are some things that got my attention with this here gathering. You have people wearing sprayed t-shirts like this was a secret picnic or something. I understand people do certain things when going to church and what have you but I'm sure no where did it say My sons shall rockth Du rags * side eyes chamillionaire* and super blinged out chains *side eyes Mike Jones* and not even attend because you don't want to pass through the metal detectors because you don't want the security at the church confiscating your weed or old camel watering tin that contains whiskey or Professor Klumps magic age decreasing tonic*side eyes Snoop and Jay-Z*.

I mean that in itself was enough but the killer was Bishop Magic Don Juan in the parking lot shifting his pimp hat.


You mean to tell me you couldn't let the hat sit on the night stand for one day? It's already bad enough he has on green nail polish on "ONE" pinkie nail swooshing around the parking lot with his jeepers creepers cap on but man! This is one of those things that make you go.......WTF? I'm pretty sure Don had some of his workers on standby just in case some of the people wanted to release a little........ "tension" if you will.

In the words of Pimp-C himself "Take that monkey shit off, you embarrassing us!"


I happen to heart Chamillionaire but i hope he is taking that Du-Rag off!


Bun-B


Metal detectors huh? Tyler Perry is that you?


Mike Jones looks as if somebody is trying to lure him out of line by promising him some snack pies and another chance at being major. Will he take it is the question.
















M.C Supahead?



Not only has Eddie Murphy launched a new record label, Murphy Entertainment, he has found his cornerstone artist: Karrine (Superhead) Steffans, author of "Confessions of a Video Vixen." The rap groupie will release her first album in March but can be heard freestyling on King magazine's annual mix tape, available next month. (Courtesy of Nydailynews)

*Mouth drops in awe*

Now who in their right mind would let this chick of all people record anything on wax? Who the hell would let Karrine touch their microphone with those lips? If Karrine "Spits" she can literally make the whole state of Michigan feel her (Pun intended). She could populate a whole generation of peen (Crunk Lingo) sucking people who will one day grow up and want to be like her. You have to sit and ask yourself if we really wanna hear about someones booty butt bone being busted open again (No Big Tigger intended). I can just see it now, a rare form of flesh eating disease breaking out just because of touching the cover or her CD. It's fooleywang i tell ya!


If Karrine SuperSlobb is coming out with a CD then you should look for "Smackin and Smashin Cantaloupe's by me coming 2009. My first single is going to be You Don't Know Who I Be Ft. Kelly Rowland, Amil, Ideal, Sunshine Anderson and the other Braxton sister.


IT'S OFFICIAL!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

C-Murder Cant Attend

C-Murder, C-Miller or whatever his name is today, has been slammed again by the judge who is basically his meal ticket if he goes back to jail for the murder of a 16 year old boy. C-Murder recently requested to be freed from his house arrest, temporarily of course. C-Murder like so many other entertainers wanted permission to drive to Port Arthur, Texas to partake in the memorial that will be Chad "Pimp-C" Butler's funeral tomorrow 12/13/07. He also wanted to stop and see his kids while out of town like any other normal father on house arrest would. (How is that normal?)


Now the judge may have granted C-Murder the out of town trip to Texas but i guess seeing the kids was just too much for them because they denied the whole request. What did they think he would run off again and buy smoothies and ice cream floats without their permission? I don't think there is another movie of the Hurricane Katrina disaster is there? Just because he snuck off and gave an interview during the screening of the movie last time when he was supposed to be on house arrest doesn't mean he will do it again. I think he learned his lesson because being part of the No Limit era back in the 90's makes him way more of a legend than someone like G-Depp anyway right?

Give the man some credit because anybody who has been charged with murder and still has the nerve to call themselves C-Murder is strong in my opinion..........Or so they say!

IKE Turner is dead



"TMZ has confirmed that music legend and the former Mr. Anna Mae Bullock has died. He was 76.Turner apparently died in his home in San Marcos, Calif., just outside of San Diego.Sources close to the family tell TMZ he may have died in his sleep.TMZ caught up with the R&B star back in May after the legend spent a night in jail after his bogus arrest over a recalled 1989 warrant. Ike was married four times, most famously to Tina Turner. The famous singing duo had seven top ten R&B songs and famously divorced in 1978 amidst his constant abuse towards her. Ike has four known children: sons Ike Jr., Michael, Ronald and daughter Mia. A rep for Tina Turner has not returned our request for comment." (Courtesy of TMZ)

I don't have anything outlandish to say about this right now but i guess a RIP would be in order!

Just Like You



If you were like me last night you were strangely glued to BET trying to watch the season finale of Keyshia Cole's season 2 of The Way It Is. Now we were supposed to find out if some dude from Oakland was supposed to be Keyshia's biological father. You can look at him and tell the answer was no! Even Frankie (Keyshia's mom) said she never slept with him. Now one would note that you can never trust a crackhead to hold your umbrella while you're taking your baby out the car because they will someone how find a way to get high through the handle. But in this case, she was right about this one. *Queue's Maury's You Are Not The Father voice*

Now Keyshia does have an attitude problem no doubt but after watching this show, I have some what of a new found respect for her as a person! If i had to go through all of that yelling and crying within the same sentence I too would dye my hair blonde and move to an alligator infested pond where i would be sure no one would come and visit me. I'm wondering if they will make a season 3 out of this show? I think they should and this time it should include Young Jeezy. You wouldn't have to worry about any crying in that series because the whole dialogue would be nothing but bleeps like an episode of "My teenager slaps me because i told her to make up her bed" on Maury with an occasional Yeaaaahhhhh and that's riiiiiggghhhttt from Jeezy.

BET.....You need to get on this one.

Visions Of Lil Bow-Mari coming soon






..........*looks around* Ok I am not even going to begin to go where my mind was trying to take me after looking at this picture. Lloyd II (see picture below) seems to be trying to convince Bow Wow to run away with him and take up MJ's invitiation to help rebuild Neverland Ranch. Will he go for it? I'm pretty sure its a done deal already.



Anyway the pair were actually celebrating the release of their new joint adventure called Face Off. I'm really glad they decided to change the cover for this cd because this was not a good look at all. It looks like what happens when you let a 6 year old play with windows media maker.




They seem to be having a lot of fun at this event needless to say and even though they look like the poster kids for wallpaper at Michael Jackson's house, it's good to see 2 artists get together and combine school yard rap with a little bit of baby hair crooning. I for one just hope this doesnt turn out like some other clowns who tried to head down this road before which left one peppered sprayed and the other spending his 67th birthday alone *Side eyes Jay and Kells*


Now as for this I have no comment!



Tuesday, December 11, 2007

True Definition Of A "Boot Licker"

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I've always seen clips of this but i've never actually saw where it originated from....until now. This has got to be the craziest, most painful thing I have ever seen. Two questions, why did he come out the chimney, and what did she do to deserve to get kicked in the face like she was a roach on the wall at the Knowles' house?

I for one think that Anna Mae Bullock could of used this dude for a number of reasons.

(Thanks Bex! from my C+D fam!)

Awakening From A Bad Dream



OK maybe I'm the last person on earth who didn't know this but Nivea and The Dream* is married? Well not anymore. Nivea has confirmed that she is now divorcing The Dream after 3 years of marriage.

"I am also sorry to have to report the news of our separation. It is however a mutual decision for the both of us. We see this as an attempt to try and maintain the friendship we've developed since our marriage and also to allow growth for myself as well as him. Unfortunately I was not prepared for partnership or even real life for that matter. I am completely and truly grateful and thankful to God for sending him into my life and to him for everything that he has done for me and my family and that includes monetarily as well as spiritually and mentally, especially for myself, which was never his responsibility in the first place. None of you are aware of the real me and I plan to make that as clear as possible on this next album. I come from a sad and scary past that I am still in the process of overcoming and growing past, thanks to the man I love and always will. This is truly the only person I've ever known or heard of that is incredibly loving, passionate, wise, psychic, wise, creative, genius, and many more things that I could never put into words. I don't feel it is fair for neither of us, especially him, to continue this never-ending battle of the minds that he and i have continued for long enough. I want nothing more than for him and I to be happy. His happiness is all i want, for I could never repay him for what he has endured by being my friend, partner, and husband. "

(Courtesy of AllHipHop)

Now what does one gather from this here thing? Could it be that Nivea is ready to get back on the scene and do some music without the influence of musicians who need to clean their dirty clothes and balls(*Coughs* R.Kelly* Coughs*). Or could it be that she is not used to people actually seeing her husband as (dare I say it) a superstar! I mean calling him a superstar is really tough though because finally learning to count to 10 after having kids is no doubt a joyous occasion to say the least but i don't think it deserves an award. Maybe a spot on 106 & Park's dirty couch but who knows. Word to the wise Nivea consider yourself lucky because anybody who will take credit for writing Umbrella for Rhianna will soon be Co-Manager at Rally's in no time!

*I guess it was Fuck effort season when naming himself came about huh?

I now pronounce you Queen II?



There is no secret that every since Queen Latifah played Cleo in Set It Off that people seem to think she likes the company of Victoria Scecret models rather than dudes like Plies (No Comment). I mean it's her business if she would rather buy thongs for her partner than boxers that will one day have holes in them. Who are we to judge right?

Anyway rumor was that Queen La was supposed to be getting married to her personal trainer Jeanette sometime in the near future. Of course she denied the rumors about the marriage to the Chicago Suntimes,

“When you’re famous these days, it’s just part of the deal — unfortunately. People will make up all sorts of things that are not true. . . . There ain’t gonna be no wedding.”

Now one would note that she denied the wedding taking place but didnt deny the fact that she doesn't do the "D". One would also note that no one really cares and that any publicity is good publicity. I mean hey it's better than putting out a cd that only went triple brasswood(Side-eyes Kelly Rowland and Brooke Valentine). I'm pretty sure Queen Latifah fans everywhere is relieved at knowing she is still on the market and will one day make a fine husband.........I mean wife!

Crank Dat Kohls Application?



You just knew it was too good to be true. No one other than DeAndre Way AKA Soulja Boy could have come up with the dance that has everybody running to the floor when the song comes on like you win $7.00 and a free copy of Ms.Kelly if you do the dance right or something right? WRONG that is according to rumors that someone named Soulja(h) Boy is suing Way for stealing his name! To this i pose a question, Can you really get mad at Way for stealing your name? I mean whose to say Way just didn't think twice to put a h at the end of soulja because he didn't want it to sound too much like a Rastafarian who just escaped from boot camp? To Way's defense he was too busy giving people an R.Kelly inspired shower from his hotel balcony to even come up with something as clever as stealing someones name.

Will the real Soulja(h) Boy please stand up...........And then go back to school!

That is all!

The Diddy Curse




Recently Keisha AKA Mrs. Omar Epps had a baby shower where some of her celebrity (and i use that term loosely) friends came out to support her. One picture that caught my attention was this interesting photo above. You have Brandy (without all the shiny grease) Keisha and then Pam! Yes that is none other than Pam from the group Total. I only have 3 questions, 1. What in the hell happened. 2 What in the hell happened? 3. Why is Keisha letting her touch her stomach? I mean I'm pretty sure life working as a UPS package handler is stressful in itself when you used to be on the radio but WTF? Pam looks like her face used to be the size of Rick Ross but she didnt do enough chin lifts to tighten it back up.

Anywho i hope everything is cool with her because she looks a little sickly but maybe not. This could be her "Public face". I do have one more concern, Where is Kima and I hope Brandy didn't drive to this event!

Detox 2012?



Dr. Dre is somewhere dusting off The Chronic collection and calling his local Wendys telling them he wont need their help in finding employment after all. Dre was recently saved when a 3 Billion dollar lawsuit against him was dismissed.

"Hip-Hop producer Dr. Dre was victorious in a second lawsuit involving the controversial "Up In Smoke" tour and DVD. A $3 billion dollar invasion of privacy lawsuit against Dr. Dre over a videotaped conversation featured on the "Up In Smoke" DVD was dismissed last week. Judge John Murphy ruled that three former City of Detroit employees had no reason to believe their conversations featured on the DVD were private. The trio had a conversation with producers, asking them to refrain from showing a video that contained nudity and a gunfight to audience members during a stop in Detroit in July of 2000. They filed the $3 billion dollar lawsuit after the "Up In Smoke" DVD hit stores in December of 2000. " (Courtesy of AllHipHop)


One is left to wonder if his long awaited cd "Detox" will be prolonged some more so he can write a song about how Detroit cant hold him down. I wonder if Eminem will be on that track?

Mini Cubic Zirconia's?

Rumor has it that Diamond AKA Ms 32 Flavors (her words not mine) formerly of Crime Mobb is pregnant. Of course it's also said to be none other than Lil Scrappy's baby. For her petite frame one could see there is a little something extra under that first rack special at Dots but whose to say. You know J-Lo really had all of us fooled until she decided to make history by being the first known human to conceive a child with a skeleton..........RIGHT! I know one thing, if the baby is by Scrappy i would say they dont need dental insurance for the child because if the little zirconia inherits Scrappy's teeth, they'll be able to bite their own umbilical cord.
Be careful Diamond!

Omarion channels inner Lloyd





For this I have no words other than if Lloyd thinks someone was rummaging through his garbage at night he needs to look at Omarion. And what is going on with him and these tight pants all of a sudden?





He looks like he is saying, "How can anybody say i'm not fresh to death" *while he spins and stops and takes the picture*. I heart Omarion but he needs to stop trying to wear Bow Wow's clothes, it's not good for the tour or his balls.

Monday, December 10, 2007

What You Talkin Bout Willis?











Sometimes you just got to shake your head and ask what the hell? I know Gary has alot of those moments when he leaves walgreens and realizes he didnt buy any lotion.



You too can now own a K-mart special signed portrait of Gary Coleman by going to ebay and dishing out some cash for it. I myself prefer to wait until the pictures shows up at Dollar General. You get a wallet sized copy with any purchase of yellow table cloths and a pumpkin scented candle.


Sad thing is I know somebody somewhere when they were younger wanted to be like Gary Coleman......ok maybe not!