Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

Thursday, December 27, 2007

It Was All A Lie?

So after all the allegations and all the information that surfaced because of the original tape Raz-B is seen recanting his story on the whole thing and denying everything that was said.

As we say over at my Crunk Fam Something in the milk definitely ain't clean with this here. He cant even look in the camera this time around and his whole demeanor looks totally different. One could say it's because he know what he did was bogus but one could also think that the apology was BS and something or someone else is behind this. Now i like everybody have heard the whole "The bloods threatened him and made him change his story" and all this other ole hearsay but I'm not going to post that.

All i want is for the Real DeMario ''Raz-B" Thorton to stand up and straighten this out because his credibility is dwindling faster than a concert where Kelly Rowland is a surprise guest singing her whole Ms.Kelly Cd.

Friday, December 14, 2007

M.C Supahead?



Not only has Eddie Murphy launched a new record label, Murphy Entertainment, he has found his cornerstone artist: Karrine (Superhead) Steffans, author of "Confessions of a Video Vixen." The rap groupie will release her first album in March but can be heard freestyling on King magazine's annual mix tape, available next month. (Courtesy of Nydailynews)

*Mouth drops in awe*

Now who in their right mind would let this chick of all people record anything on wax? Who the hell would let Karrine touch their microphone with those lips? If Karrine "Spits" she can literally make the whole state of Michigan feel her (Pun intended). She could populate a whole generation of peen (Crunk Lingo) sucking people who will one day grow up and want to be like her. You have to sit and ask yourself if we really wanna hear about someones booty butt bone being busted open again (No Big Tigger intended). I can just see it now, a rare form of flesh eating disease breaking out just because of touching the cover or her CD. It's fooleywang i tell ya!


If Karrine SuperSlobb is coming out with a CD then you should look for "Smackin and Smashin Cantaloupe's by me coming 2009. My first single is going to be You Don't Know Who I Be Ft. Kelly Rowland, Amil, Ideal, Sunshine Anderson and the other Braxton sister.


IT'S OFFICIAL!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Diddy Curse




Recently Keisha AKA Mrs. Omar Epps had a baby shower where some of her celebrity (and i use that term loosely) friends came out to support her. One picture that caught my attention was this interesting photo above. You have Brandy (without all the shiny grease) Keisha and then Pam! Yes that is none other than Pam from the group Total. I only have 3 questions, 1. What in the hell happened. 2 What in the hell happened? 3. Why is Keisha letting her touch her stomach? I mean I'm pretty sure life working as a UPS package handler is stressful in itself when you used to be on the radio but WTF? Pam looks like her face used to be the size of Rick Ross but she didnt do enough chin lifts to tighten it back up.

Anywho i hope everything is cool with her because she looks a little sickly but maybe not. This could be her "Public face". I do have one more concern, Where is Kima and I hope Brandy didn't drive to this event!

Omarion channels inner Lloyd





For this I have no words other than if Lloyd thinks someone was rummaging through his garbage at night he needs to look at Omarion. And what is going on with him and these tight pants all of a sudden?





He looks like he is saying, "How can anybody say i'm not fresh to death" *while he spins and stops and takes the picture*. I heart Omarion but he needs to stop trying to wear Bow Wow's clothes, it's not good for the tour or his balls.