Somebody Get This Dude A Deal!!!

With all the bull ish being played on the radio nowadays (like "Do The Rack Daddy" and "Get Silly") I happen to think that this Lil dude has what it takes to make about 6 or 7 hit records (And he would still sell more records than Kelly Rowland).
He is responsible for videos like "Crank That Homeless Man" and my all time favorite "Confessions of a Internet Thug"



(Some of yall need to watch the mirror on this.)


Quite frankly all I'm trying to say is that if The Dream singing in his "Girl look at this balling ass football player, i think i wanna have his babies but i cant because my vajayjay is broken" high pitched voice and some clown ass fool talking about "Doing the Rack Daddy" in a club knowing good and damn well the dance came about because he was lifting too many boxes at UPS trying to get the "Slanger Of The Year" award then I'm putting out my own CD. My CD is going to be called "Cut a Bitch: I Don't Care If It Is The Holidays Featuring KeKe Wyatt and Lorena Bobbit.



Watch for that ish Summer 2009!

Do you like Lemonade?

(I don't know who is responsible for this wax figure but all i know is that if there was a tube filled with warm lemonade somewhere around this i am going to dig my own grave and do a back flip into it)

So I bet no one ever thought they would be alive to see the day that Kells "Makes it rain" would ever make it to court for the charges of child porn and whatever else they threw at him. The case went on despite the fact the alleged girl (now old enough to work at a strip club legally) is denying that its her in the clip. The girls Aunt Sparkle (Singer of Better Be Careful) however begged to differ and stated that the girl was in fact her niece. Now one would think Sparkle is upset with Kells because he crossed the line with messing with her then 14 year old niece. But i for one think its probably just because Kells played a mean and cruel joke on her by ordering everything on the MC Donald's menu 3 times and then complained when she forgot 1 apple pie and got her fired from her dream job as order taker. I mean things like that happens all the time but trying to get Kells "Deflowered" is not the way to go especially if your just upset about not being able to take orders. The other thing that had me in awe is the fact that this human lemonade dispenser decided to let his lawyers argue that a mole on his back was not seen in the video there for its not him and it was digitally enhanced. I know Kells sometime looks like he likes Strawberry flavored Windex but i didn't know he also ate glue as an adult. That was the craziest thing i have ever heard.


Kells it's been real son but i hope you get the best hair braider for that nappy head in the county. I heard Big Bernice Willie Jenkins III loves to braid hair for a "small" fee. What that fee is......only Bow Wow knows!

Are You A Bust-It Baby?

After a few months of trying to get my life together nothing says welcome back bitch like this mess here. I am for the most part not shocked by the fact that Flava Flav (I misspelled it on purpose) has inspired PLIES (he did not misspell his name on purpose) to do a show searching for a Bust It Baby. I myself wonder what the hell is a Bust It Baby exactly? Well there was a casting call and some of the weird gremlin liking chicks that didn't get on Flav's show scurried on over to chill with Plies. The clip below is what further lets me know that if you look like you take baths in battery acid and seem to reek of leather boot polish and old hot dog water then you too can be on T.V!





Looking at Plies picture makes my insides hurt so i think i'll take a nap!!

It Was All A Lie?

So after all the allegations and all the information that surfaced because of the original tape Raz-B is seen recanting his story on the whole thing and denying everything that was said.

As we say over at my Crunk Fam Something in the milk definitely ain't clean with this here. He cant even look in the camera this time around and his whole demeanor looks totally different. One could say it's because he know what he did was bogus but one could also think that the apology was BS and something or someone else is behind this. Now i like everybody have heard the whole "The bloods threatened him and made him change his story" and all this other ole hearsay but I'm not going to post that.

All i want is for the Real DeMario ''Raz-B" Thorton to stand up and straighten this out because his credibility is dwindling faster than a concert where Kelly Rowland is a surprise guest singing her whole Ms.Kelly Cd.

The B2K Situation

OK i like everyone else have seen and heard about the B2K and Raz-B thing going on and if you have been living under a rock (or Aretha's second stomach) then here is the recap.

Now there are a whole lot of questions one could raise about this thing but I don't plan on doing that on this site so i will just move on.

Well........one tiny question.....Why was Ricky trying to roll up a blunt during this filming? One can only assume they caught him off guard or something right?

Man i hope so cause that is not a good look at all!

Chris has denied the allegations but who would be surprised at that? Michael Jackson maybe but not me.

All jokes aside this is some sick shit and i hope for the sake of Chris's life he didn't mess with the kids because i could see the punishment for that being crazy. On the other hand i hope Raz-B is not making up anything. That would not be good for his ass either (No Pun intended)

Yung Gangsta!

The Atlanta-based rapper failed to show up at Cleveland Municipal Court for his arraignment Wednesday on a felony charge of carrying a concealed weapon.
Prosecutor Gayle Williams said Joc was considered a fugitive and a judge issued a warrant for the rapper's arrest.
The rapper's attorney, Stanley Jackson, Jr., apologized and explained his client was out of town on personal and family business but stressed that he was maintaining his innocence.
Joc, whose real name is Jasiel Robinson, was arrested at Cleveland Hopkins Airport Sunday, after trying to board a Delta flight to Atlanta with a loaded semiautomatic handgun and ammunition in his carry-on bag.
Joc, 27, told authorities he was unaware the gun was in his luggage. He was released Monday on $50,000 bail.
On Wednesday, Municipal Judge Michael John Ryan doubled the rapper's bond to $100,000. The charge against him could result in a possible sentence of up to 18 months. (courtesy of Yahoo)

OK I have to ask is Yung Jasiel trying to channel his inner Katt Williams or something with this mess? Don't he know T.I is going to have a going away to prison party pretty soon for carrying weapons of mass destruction? I know he didn't think they was going to let him on the plane with that gun especially after seeing him beat himself in the chest with that super size me chain. They were probably jealous but what the hell Joc? Did you forget who you were? You made lyrics like "Any Many Minny Mo" into a song! I mean as the same with The Dream(learning to count to 10) it's very good you learned to pronounce vowels and all of those things at the age of 24 but the world does not need to hear that mess. Take a sugar cookie and move on!

Anyway i would like to see how he will be trying to justify this one. Did someone tell him the man in the seat in front of him in Row 18 seat B (yes he was flying coach) was going to say that his chain was fake? Kinda makes you wonder............Well not really! Just expect to see him blowing up the Mix tape circuit, that's if the judge doesn't blow him up first!

RIP Pimp C

Yesterday was the funeral for Pimp-C in Port Arthur, TX and as expected there were a lot of people who came out to pay their final respects for the fallen artist. You have of course Bun-B, Chamillionaire, Mike Jones, Slim Thug accompanied by LeToya Luckett and many other people. It was a sad occasion I'm sure but there are some things that got my attention with this here gathering. You have people wearing sprayed t-shirts like this was a secret picnic or something. I understand people do certain things when going to church and what have you but I'm sure no where did it say My sons shall rockth Du rags * side eyes chamillionaire* and super blinged out chains *side eyes Mike Jones* and not even attend because you don't want to pass through the metal detectors because you don't want the security at the church confiscating your weed or old camel watering tin that contains whiskey or Professor Klumps magic age decreasing tonic*side eyes Snoop and Jay-Z*.

I mean that in itself was enough but the killer was Bishop Magic Don Juan in the parking lot shifting his pimp hat.

You mean to tell me you couldn't let the hat sit on the night stand for one day? It's already bad enough he has on green nail polish on "ONE" pinkie nail swooshing around the parking lot with his jeepers creepers cap on but man! This is one of those things that make you go.......WTF? I'm pretty sure Don had some of his workers on standby just in case some of the people wanted to release a little........ "tension" if you will.

In the words of Pimp-C himself "Take that monkey shit off, you embarrassing us!"

I happen to heart Chamillionaire but i hope he is taking that Du-Rag off!

Bun-B

Metal detectors huh? Tyler Perry is that you?

Mike Jones looks as if somebody is trying to lure him out of line by promising him some snack pies and another chance at being major. Will he take it is the question.