(I don't know who is responsible for this wax figure but all i know is that if there was a tube filled with warm lemonade somewhere around this i am going to dig my own grave and do a back flip into it)
So I bet no one ever thought they would be alive to see the day that Kells "Makes it rain" would ever make it to court for the charges of child porn and whatever else they threw at him. The case went on despite the fact the alleged girl (now old enough to work at a strip club legally) is denying that its her in the clip. The girls Aunt Sparkle (Singer of Better Be Careful) however begged to differ and stated that the girl was in fact her niece. Now one would think Sparkle is upset with Kells because he crossed the line with messing with her then 14 year old niece. But i for one think its probably just because Kells played a mean and cruel joke on her by ordering everything on the MC Donald's menu 3 times and then complained when she forgot 1 apple pie and got her fired from her dream job as order taker. I mean things like that happens all the time but trying to get Kells "Deflowered" is not the way to go especially if your just upset about not being able to take orders. The other thing that had me in awe is the fact that this human lemonade dispenser decided to let his lawyers argue that a mole on his back was not seen in the video there for its not him and it was digitally enhanced. I know Kells sometime looks like he likes Strawberry flavored Windex but i didn't know he also ate glue as an adult. That was the craziest thing i have ever heard.
Kells it's been real son but i hope you get the best hair braider for that nappy head in the county. I heard Big Bernice Willie Jenkins III loves to braid hair for a "small" fee. What that fee is......only Bow Wow knows!
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