The Kang of Young Bull Ish

I'm sure if you're like me you wanted to reach through the T.V (or computer screen) and choke/Touch this little hell raiser named Latarian Milton. He was the one who recently got in trouble for stealing his grandmothers car and going for a joy ride causing mass hysteria in Florida. Latarian didn't see the big deal and just chalked it all up as him wanting to do some "Hoodrat stuff". (His words not mine although i did file that under must use later for something) To add insult to injury this same little Pillsbury dough boy got in trouble again for beating up the same grandma at Wal-Mart for not purchasing some "chicken wangs" he ordered at the snack shop. I don't know how many times I would have went upside this Lil dudes head but I would have made sure that after it was all said and done him looking at anything that resemble the words chicken wings would cause him to have a Mariah Carey glitter inspired breakdown.

Anywho this bad fvcker is going to be appearing on Judge Judy because grandma finally said enough! I think its really because she was tired of him breaking into local convenience stores stealing Little Debby cakes and blaming it on the dogs or using all of her cans of old bacon grease as a way to slide into the nearest Wendy's trying to make himself a Double Stack or greasing himself up to make a human slip and slide on her brand new carpet all while trying to do some more hood rat stuff.

Grandma just needs to invest in a new brand of belts that does more than just connect leather with ass. This belt should hide food and replace it with pictures of it. Maybe grandma should promise him a free trip to Denny's if he rides his own damn bike to school and quit taking her car. Will good old fashion ass whoopins please show up?! This kid needs a few!